"I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father’s armour, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishounored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and… you have saved us all."
I feel bad if I know anyone who can read minds, they sure have to deal with a lot of Disney songs.
Boyfriends dad was walking down the street
Black guy/drug dealer (how boyfriends dad identified him): hi
Boyfriends dad: Hello
Black guy/drug dealer: what are you doing?
Boyfriends dad: walking down the sidewalk, is that okay with you?
Black guy/drug dealer: you better watch out, I could kill you.
WHAT THE FUCK WHO SAYS THAT
I WOULD HAVE ASKED IF HE COULD REPEAT THAT TO SOME COPS
I swear every lesbian lives in Florida 😒 and I like your blog!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
LESBIANS OF FLORIDA SHOW YOURSELVES.
Lol I’m telling you! Come visit then me and you will be here !
Let me just rob a bank and I’ll be right over 🔫💰💺✈️
I’m bi, not a lesbian but I would still like to chime in!
Pansexual in Florida over here xD
This post creeps me out because Christmas stopped feeling like Christmas to me when I moved to Florida (cause it’s not that fuckin cold and they don’t celebrate like my family does). And that was 2 years ago… It’s like they knew.
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS